You're Fired

I got an email today at work that was too funny not to share. It came as an auto response when I sent an email to a person who is apparently no longer at that company. I've changed the names to protect the innocent:

To whom it may concern:

I regret to inform you that John Doe no longer works at Acme Corporation.

Your email has been forwarded to Bob, who will then deal with your enquiry or pass your information to a member of staff who will be best suited to help.

We are sorry for the inconvenience this may cause but can assure you that this decision will benefit our service to you in the long run.

Please feel free to call me at any time just to discuss the new arrangements and put your mind at rest. Thank you for your continued support.

Signed,
The Managing Director

I'm glad I don't work for that guy!